i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
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