its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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