I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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