Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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