your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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