When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
