Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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