I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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