STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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