Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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