apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
