Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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