Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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