Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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