Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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