nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Come share oat with me in your robe
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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