We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
