what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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