Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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