At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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