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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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