oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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