Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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