I will die if light touches me.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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