so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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