I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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