I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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