evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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