I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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