Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Drunk is a universal language darling
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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