I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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