Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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