Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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