Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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