New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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