i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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