I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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