So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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