you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
