I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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