Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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