Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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