Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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