so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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