she kept yelling 'call me bella'
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
NoShamevember. You game?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
