you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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