I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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