I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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