I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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