Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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