It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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