In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Come share oat with me in your robe
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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