Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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