Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he shaved USA in his pubs
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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