k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
either way he was missing a nipple.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
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