I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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