talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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