Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
smell my finger.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
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I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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